Gentlemen, Please Wear Socks

Just out of curiosity, I went on a quick browse through the "Men's Fashion" category on Pinterest.  I'm not sure what I was expecting, but the selection did not feature many styles which were actually flattering to the male physique.  I thought high-water pants used to be an unforgivable fashion sin.  Are bare ankles in this year?

The emasculation of our society continues.  The fashion world tries so hard to be trendy, I think they forget that some things just look bad.  Sometimes knobbly ankles and toothpick legs are a fact of life, but for heaven's sake, don't advertise them.  High-water low-rise pants make it look like the wearer had a sudden freak growth spurt.  Gay or straight, you don't have to look silly.

Gentlemen, this is how you may wear pants.