Everyone has been laughing at me ever since I acquired Club locks for both cars, which they wear like trendy accessories each time they are parked, wherever they are, without exception. Now I feel like the most prepared one in town, or at least in this parking lot. They probably aren't completely theft-proof, but at least they look like a whole lot of trouble. I know it would be complete overkill, but I have thought of putting TWO club locks on at once to provide double the deterrent. Nobody gets a free ride on my watch if I can help it.
Saturday, April 14, 2012
Call Me Paranoid
I thought I'd been hearing an absurd number of car alarms in the past few days. The office left a note warning everyone that car thefts and break-ins are apparently on the rise in our neighborhood. How lovely.
Everyone has been laughing at me ever since I acquired Club locks for both cars, which they wear like trendy accessories each time they are parked, wherever they are, without exception. Now I feel like the most prepared one in town, or at least in this parking lot. They probably aren't completely theft-proof, but at least they look like a whole lot of trouble. I know it would be complete overkill, but I have thought of putting TWO club locks on at once to provide double the deterrent. Nobody gets a free ride on my watch if I can help it.
Everyone has been laughing at me ever since I acquired Club locks for both cars, which they wear like trendy accessories each time they are parked, wherever they are, without exception. Now I feel like the most prepared one in town, or at least in this parking lot. They probably aren't completely theft-proof, but at least they look like a whole lot of trouble. I know it would be complete overkill, but I have thought of putting TWO club locks on at once to provide double the deterrent. Nobody gets a free ride on my watch if I can help it.
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As the sweet little old lady once said to a man suffering from the attentions of thugs, "Nobody said you had to make it easy on the bastards."
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